The Dorothy Max
Witty. Wise. Unapologetic.
Inspired by the queen of dry wit herself—Dorothy Zbornak from The Golden Girls—these earrings are for anyone who can cut through nonsense with one look and one-liner. I designed them while curled up on the couch, sick and binge-watching reruns, and suddenly realized: Dorothy needed a pair. Something that channeled her no-nonsense spirit, strong presence, and fabulous ‘80s flair.
Bold brown, punchy turquoise, and those unforgettable grizzly accents? That’s Dorothy. And that’s exactly what you’ll find here.
THE EARRINGS
Handmade for contrast, movement, and maximum attitude. At 12 inches long, they're dramatic without dragging you down—featherlight, full of life, and impossible to ignore. Like Dorothy, no two pairs are exactly alike. Always sisters, never twins.
REAL FEATHERS
Crafted from natural feathers, hand-selected for tone and texture. No synthetics. Just real, grounded beauty with personality.
COMFORT FOR SENSITIVE EARS
Hypoallergenic hooks, lead and nickel-free. Finished with soft rubber backings so even the most sensitive ears stay happy all day.
CARE TIPS
Keep them dry. Lay flat or hang when not in use. Style your hair before putting them on. Gently reshape with your fingers as needed to keep them fresh.
SIZE
Approximately 12 inches. Long, flowing, and made to turn heads.
COLOR
A rich brown base with bold turquoise highlights and black-and-white grizzly accents.
WHY US?
We make wearable stories. Every pair is handmade with heart, inspired by real women and the energy they carry. This isn’t just jewelry—it’s a statement, a tribute, a vibe.
Thanks for being here. I hope you find a pair that feels like you.
FAQs
Q: Are they heavy?
A: Nope. They're bold without the bulk.
Q: Are they good for sensitive ears?
A: Absolutely. Hypoallergenic, lead and nickel-free.
Q: Are the feathers real?
A: 100%.
Q: Will my pair match the photo?
A: Every pair is one-of-a-kind, with slight natural variations. Yours will be uniquely yours.
Q: How do I take care of them?
A: Store flat or hanging, keep them dry, style hair first, and reshape gently if needed.
